...I run two countries at the moment. I founded the first of these, Bettia in February 2005; since then they've won the World Cup twice and served as thir region's Regional Delegate for a rather long time.
In September 2006, their puppets Northern Bettia came into being and quickly carved out a niche in the sporting world as a bunch of thugs and cheats who would stop at nothing to gain the upperhand... and that's just the supporters.
In real life...
...I'm someone who's been a Gashead for over twenty years, a Muslim for fifteen years, and a Zebra for three years. When I'm not farting around on the internet, I'm a technical writer based in Cardiff.
So why 'Bettia'? After all, my name isn't Betty. It just happens to be the name of my wife and when it came to naming my first country here, I thought I'd be romantic and name it after her. I am also known as Bettia at Wikipedia, where I am an administrator.
Elsewhere I am known as Chief Seagull, who's either a fearsome brain-rotted zombie who's munched his way through many unfortunate survivors, an intrepid scientist with a penchant for sticking needles into things, a drunken bastard with an axe, or the most adorable mass murderer ever.
Works in progress