The Skankin Penguins
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|Region||The land of Nonsense|
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A country of penguins, who enjoy to listen to Ska music. Within the World Leaders of Nonsense the country is located in the South West sharing a Large island with Ed Fantastic. The Penguins are the leaders and founders of the land of Nonsense.
- UN Category: Left Leaning College State
- Civil Rights:Supurb
- Political Freedoms: Very good
- Location: The Land Of Nonsense
- Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
- The Skankin Penguin's Regional Standings:
~In order of succession
- Chief Skamperor (Magnus Guy)- Dude McFarllen
- Subordanate Chief- Willey
- Executive Party Skanager- Dude the Penguin
- Executive Defensive Skategist- Cosmo Kramer
- Executive Musical Skanager- Desmond Dekker
- Executive International Ska'er- Gandhi
- Executive Cival Sevices Skanager- Lincoln
- Executive Health & Humane Services Skaperative- Jeff Jas
- Penguin National Guard: PNG -Protects our boarders and coastlines, and ingage in any land battle
- Amphibious Assault Squad:AAS -Defends or attacks on coastline and to use both land and water to our advantage
- International Penguin Navy:IPN -Ensures free trade umong the seas, and keep from any other nation's Navy from controlling them. and aids the AaS, PNG, Sky Squad, and Mideval Tin Foil Army.
- Sky Squad - Defends against any foreign airial threat.
- The Planet Smashers - Aids in any tactical situation where special help is needed.
- National Protest DayJanuary 1st- Day to protest Gandhi stlye
- Rememberance Day Febuary 41st (we skip the 28 and go the the 41st)Day do remember the penguins stopping to polar bear invasion
- Skank it up weekFirst week of march penguins must SKank while doing anything they are doing:walking, eating, mating
- Pick it up weekSecond week fo March, pengiuns pick up trash and help the environemnt
- Magnus Guy DayMarch 23, Penguins get a day off for their leader
- National enter Rooms oddly day From Kramer, May 5 Everyone must enter rooms like Cosmos
- Tour De Dude May 15ish, the first race in the penguins bike tour
- National Anarchy Day June 1st, no government
- First Major Wave July 20th, the damn over Maputo is release giving off a major wave
- Fishing Finals August 20-31 the best penguins fish for the Golden Shrimp
- Tour de Lincoln September 1st the last Tour of the penguins bike tour
- Halloween October 31st children go out for candy
- Second Major Wave December 20th, the second wave for Maputo is released
- Baseball Championships- December 31st, the world championship of baseball
- Friday Friday is a holiday here, every friday
- Discriminate the Discriminators Day A day against Facism and Racism on July 31st.
- Roundhouse Kick day Involve Roundhouse kickin into your daily activities on March 10th
- Waffle Day March 25th a day to eat waffles
- St. Olavs Day July 27th a day to eat meat
- Independance Day October 20th our country was born
- For the full article see Governemnt of the Skankin Penguins
The Skankin penguins are Liberal Consitutinal Democratic Socialists. In other words, penguins elected a emperor (Magnus Guy) for them, Dude McFarllen, who crafted a Constutution for them. We have a 4 Branch system roughly based on John Lockes principles, only more democratic and sexier
|The Branches of Government|
|*Confuto Villa (Senate)||* Magnus Guy (The Big Guy)||*Proprius Dudes (Special Dudes)||*Populus (the people)|
|The Penguins have a Senate which creates laws, each land sends 3 members to vote in the senate. The senate creates and votes on laws for the emperor to finally sign and accnolage. The Senate is also the first the highest court, although no funding goes into law and order, they really just vote on laws||Emperor (Magnus Guy) vetoes or accepts laws, he/she is also in charge of the military.||Proprius Dudes review laws and proposals based in their fields and review them for final atmitance into being a law. The Dudes also act as the Magnus Guys cabinet.||The people are the 3rd branch with finally votes for the issue. Voting age is 17 for people years and 2 in penguin years, plus a simple commen sense test. The people have the final say on if a law passes.|
The government is extremely liberal, so liberal we allow nudism, and still socialist, givin high taxes to fund many government programs which aid the penguins. The government is responsible for military actions, making everyone lifes easier, and throwing daily parties.
The Penguins are all about SKa. Even their overall apperance reflectes the look of Two-Tone Suits. Music is a major part in the penguins culture as few TV is watch, very little movies are made, and fashion isn't a major thing, in fact most penguins go about their day nude. Books are read constantly, giving the country a big book publishing industry. Most penguins can be found reading a book while listening to music on a nice winter day- as the penguins wouldn't watse a summer day reading. Penguins seem to be more interested in nonfiction works, and many books are shipped from the isle of Duckia, as foreign reads are also popular.
The Penguins music program is giagantic. Even though SKa is the reigning genre, Jazz, Punk, Rock N Roll, Swing, Rocksteady, and Gipsey Swing are genres also listened to in the country. Fort Knox has the biggest recording studio and poduced the majority of records. The head of the Fort Knox Music Company, Desmond Dekker is also in charge of regulating the countries music and keeping the quality of music up.
The Penguins also play a great deal of Ultamate Liar's Fuji.
There are a mix of people, penguins, and mideval tin foil warriors in the country. But Penguins make up 99% of the population. Of that 99%, Jackass or African penguins make up 55% of that population. Then, in order of most populated to least:Macaroni,Rockhopper, Galapagose,Humboldt,Magelanic,Snares, Gentoo,Emperor,King, Little Blue,Chinstrap,then a small minority of other penguins.
Currently the Penguins are in an economic slump. Our currency the SKen is equal to 5 US dollars. We have a large industry of book publishing, soda sales, and arms manufacturing. And we estimate people are reading less since our economy is around making books. Tons of money is poured into medicine and education as the government provides free health care, along with medicines, and a full education.
We have an extensive education system where every penguin gets to go to not only school but college. Most of our funding goes to education which averages about 400 trillion SKens. The Medical Field is thriving and is the most studied subject, expetially Dentistery. English spelling isn't even offered, cause english spelling suks. Plus kids are banned from using cell phones so they can concentrate on the class, but they are allowed to wear what ever they'd like. There are now private schools as the public schools systems receive sufficient funding. Teaching of religion and politics is allowed at the schools, and are given upon parents request, but all Penguins must pass a political debate class to get their diplomas.
Cars are banned, which led to the downfall of the Auto industery. and all penguins ride Giant Bikes (thats Giant the company not as in large bikes). Plus an extensive slip n slide system has been made to allow penguins to slide to their destination. all bikes are state owned so Penguins commonly leave their bikes at the start of the slip n slide for the government to pike up and redistribute into the populus again.
The penguins are protected species. The terrain is mainly African Savana in the heart of the country. Mountain Ranges are on the east, west and southern part of the country. A Mediteranean climate can be found along the west coast and the southern portion of the country. The East coast has a unique rocky terrain with patches of tropical trees. And the south east has marshes mixed in with the savana. The Fender Forest is a major tropical forest located in the south west of the country. We have tons of rivers made so the penguins can access the mainland.
Ambiguous Sun Activity
Due to the area where the country is located, the penguins also have the sun activity the Crazy Friggin Monkeys have. But because of the years spent in Anarctica, penguins are used to the odd sun behaviore. For more info about the Ambiguous Sun Activity, the full describtion is Here
- Rudey Strip
- Reel Big Land
- Ska Plains
- Ska Land
- Area 241 Is a secret military base, which its location is not to be given. But many of the technologies made for the penguins are invented there.
This one time at band camp....
penguins were rockin out havin a awesome party. But there was a polar bear camp for obese kids accross the lake, and they did not enjoy the fact that they were fat and having no fun, and the penguins, being awesome, were havin a awesome time. So the polar bears went over to the penguins camp one night and smashed all their guitars, drank all their coke, and drove off all the cars back to their camp.
From this moment on penguins hated polar bears. They vowed revenge by deciding to party twice as hard.
What soon came after was known as SKa
and they had a SKawesome time
Diplomacy in the land of Nonsense
With Ghandi as the international Ska'nager for the penguins, the Skankin penguins have kept up peacful relationships with all the new nations springing up in the land of nonsense. The Penguin's views towards international affairs is to keep neutrality, and still protect their shores from forein threat. The Leader only accept alliances if it truely beniifits the nation. The Penguins are currently at war with Evil Pirates and Polar Bears. They are completely allied with the Mideval Tin Foil Army
- Ed Fantastic Ed Fatastic is the one of the few county the Penguins are allied to. These boarder sharing neighbors have gave little problems to the penguins. Immagration has been solve by Ed Fantastic creating Boarder Control center, and the penguins lining the boarder with obstacles and filming the citizens of Ed trying to get into the country as a game show. The Penguins saw it vital to keep the boarder peaceful as penguins (already not too good on land) could not hold up a fight against waves of stampeding mini elaphants which inhabit Ed's countryside. Trade is somewhat irrelivant as both countries don't care about economics
- Caviar Eaters The leaders of both countries keep in close contact with one another. Even though their governments have different political views, the two leaders are often found debating the issues and politics of the region. Open trade is provided between the nations
- The Isle of Dukia The Penguins openly support the Ducks being the regional UN delagate.
- Crazy Friggen Monkeys Being the 2nd closest country, and the only other country that can match the penguins liberatarian attitudes, and on an island just off of the penguin's shores, the Skankin Penguins keep good relations with the Monkeys. Agreement between the nations are easily reached as they share the same views in politics, music, partying, and taxation.
- Kholem The penguins openly trade with the Kholi people. And even though they are rebels of the Caviar Eaters, the penguins try to keep out of the conflict, keeping focus on the Polar bear threat.
- Ryanland and Korealand The Penguins see this country as immoral with their capalistic ways. But still remain neutral with the country.
The penguins have no outlook on any other countries at the moment.
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http://www.penguinsofska.zoomshare.com/0.html - Website of the Penguins of SKa
http://www.nationstates.net/the_skankin_penguins -Nation States
|The SKankin Penguins|
|Main article: The Skankin Penguins|
|Capitol city: Cape Town|
|Other cities: Area 241, Babylon,Beira,City O Dude,City O Willey,Fort Knox,Funkey Kingston,Humboldt,Keasbey,Knysna,Maputo, Port Elizabeth, Pt. Macaroni,Shanty Town,Snares Point,Walvis Bay|
|Geographical Information: Dekker,Fenderville,Reel Big Land,Rudey Strip,Skaos, Ska Land,Ska Plains|
|Branches of the Two Tone Army:Amphibious Assault Squad,International Penguin Navy,Sky Squad,Penguin National Guard,The Planet Smashers|
|Historical Information: Full History of the Skankin Penguins or War Of the Poles|
|Miscellaneous: SKen, Regional standings , Other articles|