Stuffed Taxidermists National Football Team
| Nickname | The Taxidermists |
| Manager | Mark Railes |
| Captain | Simonelli Deranoi Meralda |
| Most caps | David Smith |
| Top scorer | Horhae Ronazo |
| Home stadium | Disputed |
| Country code | STX |
| KPB rank | 91 |
| Highest KPB ranking | 91 |
| First international 0-0 vs Wilfred Test (1st Commonwealth Cup) | |
| Largest win 5-0 vs Rhodesia (World Cup 56 Qualifying) | |
| Worst defeat 1-5 vs The Kiaser Colonies (World Cup 56 Qualifying) | |
| World Cup | |
| Appearances | 0 |
The Stuffed Taxidermists National Football Team is the national soccer team of Stuffed Taxidermists. The first tournament in which the team particapated in was the 1st Commonwealth Cup. The team is a successor of the Thaplacian Empire Soccer Team, which was minorly successful and saw some action.
Current Squad
Goalkeepers
Garry Holes (Baker Fief)
Cenerino Huminoj (Cape Renko Dolphins)
Vario Manfini (Wanderers FC)
Defenders
Henri Kull (Eastern Rangers)
Tyson Gysobia (Wanderers FC)
Mintagarino (Eastern Rangers)
Benedict Gopengir (Eastern Rangers)
Alonso Rivera (Thaplace City Tigers)
Reece Dash (Eastern Rangers)
Cole Dash (Thaplace City United)
Michel Tuvalu (Cape Renko Dolphins)
Gino Pivisa (Supernovae) (18)
Midfielders
Simonelli Deranoi Meralda (Eastern Rangers) (Captain)
Johnathon Hujok (Cape Renko Dolphins)
Machiavelli (Thaplace City Tigers)
Carter Poirer (Denzio Demons)
Gentino Morelli (Thaplace City United)
Andrew Lelsh (Eastern Rangers)
Jang Hwong (Saint Urbain)
David Smith (Forden)
Chad Nipolisa (Eastern Rangers) (19)
Strikers
Horhae Ronazo (Wanderers FC) (Vice Captain) (33)
Rufus McKenzies (Cape Renko Dolphins)
Tequternana Xven (Cape Renko Dolphins)
Martarino (Eastern Rangers)
Caedon McLollan (Thaplace City United)
Wyatt Minson (Denzio Demons)
Micheil Gerbil (Gonesville Eels) (36)
Quinn O’Quinn (FC Cantac 1899)
Denfaro (Thaplace City Tigers)
Manager: Mark Railes
Stadium
The Stuffed Taxidermists national team do not have one set home stadium that they use. Formerly, only Thaplace International Stadium (Capacity 125,000) was used for internatinoal matches, but the contruction of Vanie Stadium (Capacity 102,000) means that the stadiums share the home ground honours. Internationals have been played elswhere though, and the Stuffed Taxidermists National Sports Board (STNSB) has compiled a list of stadiums at which Internationals could be played.
Thaplace International Stadium (Capacity 125,000)
Vanie Stadium (Capacity 102,000)
Retuka Stadium (Capacity 80,000)
Eastern Stadium (Capacity 73,000)
The Star Cluster (Capacity 70,000)
Stuffed Air Stadium (Capacity 65,000)
Karkoski Brews Stadium (Capacity 54,000)
Northern Stadion (Capacity 41,000)
The Joust (Capacity 35,000)
Denzio Stadium (Capacity 30,000)
Sertenio Stadium (Capacity 29,000)
Newlands (Capacity 15,000)
