Nellietopia
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| Motto: "Ummm...what's a motto?" | ||||
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| Region | Atlantian Oceania | |||
| Capital | capital | |||
| Languages - Official |
English | |||
| Demonym | Nellie | |||
| Government - Head of State - Head of Government |
Plutocratic Enclave</smaltl> some nellie some other nellie | |||
| Establishment | Happy Days | |||
| Population - Last Census |
We can count... | |||
| GDP - Total (US$) - GDP/capita (US$) |
N/A N/A | |||
| Currency | nellie (NNN) | |||
| International Abbreviation | NEL | |||
| Internet TLD | .nl | |||
The Xenobiological Enclave of Nellietopia is a very large, devout, socially progressive, economically powerful, and environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 140 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, there are no minimum wage laws, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is moderate. Nellietopia's national animal is the anthropomorphic animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the nellie.
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Geography
Nellietopia is found on the former territory of Allemenschen within Atlantian Oceania, and therefore has reasonably unusual geographic features.
History
Nellietopia began as the Republic of Allemenschen.
Government
The Government of Nellietopia was formerly an abject mess, involving the former President Aleksey Marek Koryatsky and former Prime Minister Wilyelm Zakaryy Kowak. The bumbling between these two characters comprised the closest semblance to an established government, despite the fact that the vast bureaucracy of autonomous androids basically fulfilled their primary functions as to running the state's affairs. With the subsequent and inevitable collapse of Allemenschen, the purple-stinging nellies founded a new state to rescue the anarchic conditions of the country. As a result, the nellies inherited the vast variety of government androids, as well as infused a bit of their common sense into the management of the government.
Demographics
The majority of the population of Nellietopia is mostly composed of purple-stinging nellies, followed by those anthropomorphic androids that work primarily in the government. Following the collapse of Allemenschen, the population of humans (called anthropomorphic animals) has declined steadily. In addition to the purple-stinging nellies, there are numerous of other animals that populate Allemenschen and neighboring communities. It seems that Nellietopia is a regional hotbed for unusual animals; the local Nellietopia Institute of Xenobiology is among the most renowned and esteemed institutions in the region for this subject-matter. Beyond the exotic wild-life though, there is little else.
Foreign Relations
Military
According to the former Constitution of Allemenschen, the Republic is forbidden from the establishment of a formal military force of any type. With the establishment of Nellietopia, the nellies avoided any stupid wording in their constitution and rendered the defense responsibilities to the Armed Forces League of Allemenschen Critters (AFLAC, for short); though the government changed its name, the organization retains its symbolic heritage. AFLAC is currently headed by the commander-in-chief, Guard Duck.
Administrative Division
Maybe we'll have time to fill in this slot later.
Economy
Ooh! Money!